Showing posts with label Vancouver public library. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vancouver public library. Show all posts

Sunday, April 24, 2011

What Silence Is: A poem


This is a poem I wrote about what silence is.  This was my way of contributing to poetry as art in a tribute to John Cage, called Silent Series, story number fifty-six. 

Silence is simply the beat between the words. Drum roll. beat, cymbals.

Rrrrrrrip!
Pow!
Thump!
Whomp!
Biff!
Bang!
Slurp!
Bam!
Squeak!
Slam!
Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!
Arggghhhh!!!!
"Wha?!"
Slap!
"No...."
"Yes..."
"Ahhhhhh!"

I have written other poetry, often in small reading circles. Bur one night I decided to read this poem in a small café on Commercialized Drive, where it was cool to be hip and hot enough that evening to melt plastic. I opened a window to let the air out.

A poetry lady asked me if I was a poet. I said I’d be in the wrong place if I wasn’t. Anyway, her calling me a poet sounded too much like a job.

This night, the poets mostly read about people who lived under bridges. I doubted if any of them ever had themselves and I suspect they drove there in nice cars.

In the middle of the reading some anti-war people came into the restaurant and took over the room. They said there was a scheduling problem. There was some friction: Poets versus anti-war types.  After a lot of talk, both sides pulled back from the brink. The poets would lend the microphone and amplifier to the anti-war guys. The anti-war people said: “Okay, we’ll let you read for another half-hour, but you have to read anti-war poetry.”  The poetry lady agreed to donate some money to the anti-war cause, while the anti-war people agreed to be quiet during the reading. The poets even bought the anti-war people beer and bought some anti-war t-shirts for sale. The anti-war people shared the food they brought to the rally. The moment was calm, but robbed of its irony.

I was up to read next. The poetry lady asked me: “Do you have any anti-war poems? I said: “Yes, all my poems are anti-war.”

I sat down at the microphone and read the Cage poem. The anti-war people in the audience were not amused.  I explained. “It’s war between the sexes,” I said vacating the stage.

I had overstayed my welcome.  I walked to the bus stop under a full moon. A young man in torn jeans limped on one crutch across the street, shouting at someone who owed him money. I missed my bus and began walking, enjoying the moonlight, happy to be the silence.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Speed dating a literary agent

I was in the library a few weeks ago and put my name on a waiting list for a chance to brainstorm my novel idea. I was told there was a waiting list, so I put my name down and forgot about it.  A day before the event I got a call from a librarian telling me all the others had dropped out and they had a slot open. This meant that I now had to describe my idea, then create three-pages of excellent writing.  The idea had been germinating for months. It was not the product of a well planned effort created in the bowels of a literature course from an esteemed instructor in a prestigious writing program. It was an idea based on old notes I had written on a beach in Rio, the writing blurred from the seawater and sand still in the pages. To prepare for my session I got up extra early to correct any spelling mistakes. When I signed up for this I had no idea I would be talking to the only literary agent of some repute in the room. Yet, I persisted. The odds of actually meeting a literary agent are about the same as having an encounter with aliens, being struck by lightning twice or winning the lottery. For the record, I have written two unpublished novels, neither of which has been seen by an agent.

INT. MEETING ROOM- DAY
The room is spacious with tables set around the room. Various PUBLISHED AUTHORS talk to nervous NEOPHYTE WRITERS.

CUT TO: MICHAEL sits down on a metal chair. The agent looks at a one-pager describing the story. She looks confused.

AGENT
Jerome?

MICHAEL
No. I am Michael.

AGENT
I don't have a Michael.

MICHAEL
Twelve-ten. I was on a wait list. The others dropped out.

She taps her pencil on the paper. 

FADE INT. FANTASY SEQUENCE - DAY
Soft focus as POV centers on the agent. She is attractive, wears a black sweater over a black blouse and every accent supports the look of a literary agent sent by Central Casting. She has black hair and penetrating dark eyes, behind glasses half way down her nose.

MICHAEL
Do you know that you have the eyes of a Falcon?

AGENT
I wasn't aware of that. And what kind of eyes are those?

MICHAEL
A falcon's eyes are capable of seeing a small animal from a mile away. The animal scurries to its hole but the falcon pounces on the furry creature at 200 miles an hour. The bird picks it up by the neck with its talons.

AGENT
(laughs)
Oh, I see. Metaphor.

BACK TO LARGE MEETING ROOM
The agent writes something on a piece of paper.

SFX: Sound of Michael's heartbeat THUMPING wildly.
                               
                                MICHAEL
Is it biographical fiction?

UP CLOSE
Michael watches as she marks out a word on the paper with a pencil. And writes something.

AGENT
It's a novel.
A BELL rings.

AGENT (CONT'D)
What is that noise?

UP CLOSE on clock on the wall, the second hand moves quickly.

MICHAEL
We have two minutes left.

Her eyes look across the paper and she looks at the three-pager Michael has given her. She folds her arms on the desk as if she were getting ready to pray.

AGENT
I don't know what draft this is.

MICHAEL
First.

     AGENT
It needs work.

FAST FORWARD MONTAGE
The agent does all the talking. 
Michael writes down her words.

UP CLOSE on author's lips.
                            
                             AGENT
Read the back cover a book similar to what you propose to write. Study the author's voice. Make us care in the first two chapters, and give the reader questions they want answered throughout the book. All readers want really is fabulous writing.
                            
Bell Rings.

FADE TO BLACK

The agent’s eyes move on to the next writer. Her eyes have washed over thousands of hopefuls  Each sat across from her with an idea of getting a story published. The agent is but one step in years of personal exploration for a story before the novel takes shape. Now I find myself taking smaller steps until the story is mastered. Then I get to do this all over again. I will be ready.